one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
[crawls from the fiery depths of hell] i heard u were talkin shit about pete wentz
(Source: nlntendo64)
YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER
THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT
(Source: headlikeanorange)
TWO GINGER CATS MAKING A FUCKING HEART WITH THIENR TAISL I CANTS